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rfarmgirl

310 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2009 :  7:51:57 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What so you mean, Verb??? It all just looked fine and dandy to me!!
LMAO

BTW I am really impressed with your decoding ability.

Crap...those distorted numbers are REALLY distorted
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db51

4428 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2009 :  9:06:11 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Farmgrrrrrrrrl...Hope you washed your hair prior to surgery...I think they recommend not doing it for two weeks...keep the cap handy.
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JDMax

112 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2009 :  9:11:30 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Glad to hear that it went well! Thanks for the update.
Take care and God bless, wishing you a speedy recovery
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4450

430 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2009 :  9:40:33 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I thought it was last week and wondered how you were doing.
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db51

4428 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2009 :  10:03:08 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
DB51 VISION TEST FOR Farmmmmmmgrrrrrrrl.

HOW MANY FINGERS AM HOLDING UP?


Edited by - db51 on 10/06/2009 10:03:45 PM
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Iowa55

2702 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2009 :  07:15:11 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Assuming no amputations on the extremities that aren't quite seen in the photo my count is 780.
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r3020

4387 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2009 :  07:42:35 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Holy crap db!!!! Girl takes one look at that and she will be calling Jam to make an example out of the worthless doc.

Glad to hear you are fine Farmgirl------now, time to quit milking it and get in the combine.

GLAD things worked out. God bless.

"The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it."--H.L. Mencken
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jabber1

3347 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2009 :  08:12:56 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ORANGE SHORTS ALERT

E C ILL AG WEB REPORTER- ATTENTION ALL N ILL AG WEBERS. WED OCT 7 FROM A DISTANCE I OBSERVED WHAT APPEARED TO BE A HERD OF ORANGE SHORTS HOOTERS GALS HEADING NORTH IN A HURRY. RFARMGIRL MUSTA CHASED OFF THE HUBBY'S NEW HELP.

rfarmgal- Glad to hear you got 'er done.

Best wishes on a speedy recovery.

"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can-------"
Mac Davis
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rfarmgirl

310 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2009 :  09:17:58 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
WOW, I never realized what a great looking group of people all you
agwebbies were!! And they say you will keep getting better looking
by the day!

Jabber, guess I chased those orange shorts to NYC. Just saw em on
Fox News. Grabbed the shotgun and pointed at the TV, but the Mr.
stopped me. lol

db, ummm lots of fingers?? at least was not the one finger salute.

ECI, you are ornery!! (wink)

Will have surgery on the other eye next week, then plan on NEVER
having to deal with an eye doctor again. I really do appreciate all
the advise and encouragement. Made the process easier for me to handle. THANK YOU ALL

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dennis1

1532 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2009 :  2:47:57 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Glad to hear you are doing great!!
That right hand correction--was that compensating for
grain cart clearance, or combine header width?
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ECI

1869 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2009 :  4:34:45 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey Buckeye Sue ,what did the doc say ? and does Mr fgirl
look better or worse ,now that you can see, LOL JK Mr. Fg
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rfarmgirl

310 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2009 :  6:10:13 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ken, those SOB's!!! Checked out my eyesight yesterday..everything
was great, then tell me I gotta go back today to have the surgeon
check my eyes, went thru the same read the charts, look at your eyes
routine, then.....they dialate my eyes to check em out more. Dang
it!!! Good thing the sun ain't shining, right? So, I am half blind
again, for a while. I really don't like going to doctors and my
patience is wearing thin.

The Mr. was hoping everything would look BIGGER. Heck, told him
I can't even see it at all!! LMAO
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ECI

1869 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2009 :  6:23:40 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
fgirl your to funny ! IF you can't see it , try holding it !
MR.FG you can just pay when I see you next time LMAO
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dennis1

1532 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2009 :  7:01:01 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, it could have been this way:

After years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.



He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.



Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the upper most portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.



As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"



He said, "I found the remote."

( I assume the remote was for the TV)
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db51

4428 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2009 :  9:13:53 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mr. RFarmgrrrrrrrrrl's husband just e-mailed me the pictures of RFarmgrl (without the cap) and her new glasses. Apparently Mr. Farmgrrl asked the doctor to insert a new lens that would make it look bigger...and the result was she would have to wear this new prescriptssion to get 20/20 vision. It must have worked, judging from the look on her face I'd say Mr. FG doubled in size!


Edited by - db51 on 10/08/2009 9:32:49 PM
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