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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Chuckles With Letterman & Conan

Aug 11, 2008
David Letterman: “President Bush will be in China for the Olympics. … And also, while he’s there, he will be searching for lo mein of mass destruction.”

 

David Letterman: “But I think the US is going to do well, particularly in swimming,” where “Dick Cheney…looks great in the…freestyle waterboarding.”

Conan O’Brien: “John McCain’s daughter announced she is writing a children’s book based on her father’s life. That’s very nice. Yeah. The…children’s book is called ‘James and the Giant Prostate.’”

Conan O’Brien: “Yesterday, Bill Clinton was giving a speech. He told a group of supporters that his wife Hillary is the person he most wants to spend time with. Yeah, apparently, Clinton likes to start off every speech with a joke.”


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