A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Comics on Immigration Law, BP, and the New iPhone
Jun 28, 2010
"Well, folks, you knew it was going to happen. It was inevitable. It happened today. General Stanley McChrystal canceled his subscription to Rolling Stone.
"Mexico has filed a brief in U.S. federal court to stop Arizona's new immigration law. And while they're at it, they also asked the court to stop Taco Bell from calling itself Mexican food."
"Congressmen have been saying from the beginning that BP is either lying or grossly incompetent. Well, why can't we have both?"
"The Coast Guard found a drunk man on a pool float yesterday after he drifted a mile out into the Gulf of Mexico. Authorities called the guy 'irresponsible,' while BP called him 'our best hope.'"
"The iPhone 4 is $499 to buy outright, $199 to upgrade your existing iPhone, and if you don't want one at all, it's $99."