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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Dave and Jimmy on the Fourth, the World Cup, and iPhones

Jul 06, 2010
David Letterman: "July 4 is when America combines our two favorite pastimes: alcohol and explosives."

David Letterman: "All across the country, it was iPhone mania. Thousands and thousands of people lined up for the new iPhone. Meanwhile, out in Arizona, John McCain was on line for a pay phone."

Jimmy Kimmel: "For the second day, there were no World Cup games. I missed the sound of vuvuzelas so much that I taped a beehive to my head."

Jimmy Kimmel: "Larry King is leaving 'Larry King Live' this fall and the truth is, no one can really fill his shoes — if he even wears shoes. I've never seen his feet, I don't know."
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