Jay and Dave on BP's New CEO
Jul 29, 2010
"President Obama's new message to the American people is 'things could be a lot worse.' We've gone from 'change you can believe in' to 'things could be a lot worse.' The sequel is never as good as the original."
"An American named Bob Dudley is BP's new CEO. Nice to see an American taking a job from a foreigner for once."
"BP CEO Tony Hayward is being sent to a project in Siberia. He wants to go to a part of the planet that hasn't been ruined yet."
"The heat in Washington, D.C., was so bad today that the Supreme Court had to wear their emergency sleeveless robes."