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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jokes From Jay

Apr 14, 2009
Jay Leno: “And there was a big rally on Wall Street yesterday after Citigroup reported a profit for the first two months of the year. That just goes to show you what determination, hard work, and 45 billion of our bailout dollars can do.”

 

Jay Leno: “Here’s a sign of the times are a-changin’. The governor of Virginia has signed a new law banning smoking in bars and restaurants. In Virginia. See, that’s significant because Virginia is, like, the tobacco state. That would be like the governor of California banning breast implants.”

Jay Leno: “And three different customers at a grocery store in Queens, New York, all bought peppers that turned out to have bags of cocaine stuffed inside” them. Well, “you thought spicy food kept you up all night.”


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