Jokes from Jay, Dave & Conan
Dec 10, 2008
"Insiders say that President Bush and his wife Laura have already bought a home in Dallas, Texas, to move into after they leave the White House. And if this turns out to be true, this would be the first time in his Presidency he's actually had an exit strategy."
Jay Leno: "President-elect Barack Obama was on 'Meet the Press' yesterday, and he told the American people the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' ... See, that's when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!' Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'"
Jay Leno: "Senator Chris Dodd said the CEO of GM should resign as part of any bailout deal. His feeling is if you run up a giant deficit, and you don't give the American people what they want, you should resign. Wait, how did" Dodd "keep his job?"
David Letterman: "Let me just say a word about these jokes that I am telling right now, ladies and gentlemen. Like President-elect Obama says, 'It's going to get worse before it gets better.'"
Conan O'Brien: "This weekend, at a Kennedy Center Awards ceremony, Barbra Streisand kissed President George W. Bush. Yeah. The ultimate liberal kissed President George W. Bush. Yeah. Afterward, Bush said, 'Who was that guy?'" me: recall, in entirety