Sep 23, 2009
"Today is the 158th anniversary of the New York Times. The sad thing is, I read about that online."
Conan O'Brien: "This Sunday, President Obama is going to appear on five different television shows. ... Even more amazing: On all five shows, he plays the wacky neighbor."
Jimmy Fallon: "Thank you, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, for saying that the recession is most likely over. Nothing puts me at ease and restores my confidence like a nice, firm 'most likely.'"