Late Night Humor
Oct 06, 2008
Jay Leno: “As you know, the bailout was voted down,” and people “are stunned. Nancy Pelosi was so shocked, if she could have made a facial expression, she would have.”
Jay Leno: “I guess the big problem was the plan came in two parts and they couldn’t agree on which part to implement first, the smoke or the mirrors.”
Jay Leno: “And once again, you know, President Bush, God bless him, nice man, but I don’t think he understands the gravity of this situation. Like when someone told him WaMu went under, he said, ‘Well, that’s okay, he’s a whale.’”
Jay Leno: “Did you all watch the presidential debate Friday night?” A “lot of analysts were calling it a tie. They say neither man stumbled. See, that’s how low the bar is now,” when “not stumbling is considered a huge accomplishment in politics.”
Jay Leno: “Sarah Palin…watched the debate very closely,” with “one eye” on it “and the other eye, of course, on Russia.”
Jay Leno: “Well, a lot of Republicans are worried about how Sarah Palin is going to do in the vice presidential debate this Thursday.” She should just “let Joe Biden have the first question. He’ll take 90 minutes to answer. ‘Oh, we’re out of time!’”
