A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Laughs from Jay & Jimmy
Mar 25, 2009
"We are very excited to have the President of the United States, Barack Obama here. A lot of people...were surprised that the President came to NBC. You'd think by this time he'd be tired of big companies on the brink of disaster with a bunch of overpaid executives."
Jay Leno: "You know, we were also going to have Vice President Joe Biden come out and say a few words, but, you know, it's only an hour show."
Jimmy Fallon: "Big night for the network tonight. Barack Obama became the first sitting president to ever appear on a late night show. He was on 'Leno' tonight. Of course, it doesn't count the time Thomas Jefferson was on 'Larry King.'"
Jimmy Fallon: "I heard this today, a new audiotape from Osama bin Laden was released." On the tape, "he says he doesn't care what anyone says, he's not giving back his bonus money."