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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Leno Late Night Laughs

Sep 17, 2008
Jay Leno: “Well, if you watched TV last night, you know Charlie Gibson did something John McCain has never done -- interviewed Sarah Palin.”

 

Jay Leno: “At one point, Charlie Gibson asked Palin about the Bush Doctrine, but she didn’t know what it was. But, you know, to be fair, even Bush doesn’t know what the Bush Doctrine is.”

Jay Leno: “Supporters of Palin say it’s okay she doesn't know what the Bush Doctrine is because the average American doesn’t know what it is. But shouldn’t the bar be a little higher for this job?”

Jay Leno: “I mean, hey, let’s be honest. We already had an average guy as president. It didn’t work out that great.”

Jay Leno: “Sarah Palin was also asked if we might have to go to war with Russia, and she said, ‘Perhaps so.’ … Isn’t that like a Magic 8 Ball kind of answer? ‘Will we have to go to war?’ ‘Reply hazy, try again later.’”

Jay Leno: “And…as you know, they’ve already come out with a Sarah Palin action figure. And today, the Democrats released a Joe Biden action figure. It talks and talks and talks.” You “just can’t get the thing to shut up.”

Jay Leno: “In fact, the other day while talking to a group of supporters, Joe Biden said that Hillary Clinton might have been a better pick for vice president than him. Well, that’s one thing to get the base fired up, huh? Tell them they picked the wrong person! Yeah! That’ll get them fired up!”

Jay Leno: “Charles Rangel, chairman of the Ways and Means Committee,” is “the guy that writes the tax codes.” Well, he “has been found to be in default on his taxes on income on a beach villa he owns in the Caribbean. Rangel blames it on his accountant, and he said he didn’t understand the law.” He “wrote it! … If he doesn’t understand it, how screwed are we?”


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COMMENTS (2 Comments)

bvian
I am absolutely amazed at how little notice the "fair and unbiased" media has given this issue. Two years ago when the Foley flap was brought out right before an election, we heard about little else....I guess the difference is that this time it is a black democrat and not a white republican.
4:06 PM Sep 18th
 
Writing Frontier
No question this situation with Rangel has turned into a running joke. Want to undeerstand why Rangel would risk so much for so little in the way of a return? Check out "It's always the little things" at http://writingfrontier.com/2008/09/12/the-little-things/
4:42 PM Sep 17th
 

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