Leno Laughs
Feb 24, 2009
Jay Leno: “Hey, the market went up three points today, so the stimulus package is working. Yeah! It’s a miracle!”
Jay Leno: “Yesterday, President Obama signed the stimulus bill in Denver, Colorado. He picked Denver because our debt is now a mile high.”
Jay Leno: “President Obama, today, outlined his plan to deal with the mortgage mess and the housing crisis. The good news -- he thinks he’s found a solution. The bad news -- it involves arson.”
