Leno and Kimmel on the Top Stories
May 17, 2010
"Tar balls have started washing ashore in Louisiana. Meanwhile, the slimeballs that started the whole thing are still in Washington."
"The Senate this week voted to toughen the standards for home loans. Under the new standards, lenders would have to verify that the borrowers can repay the loan. Really? Is that considered a tough stance now? You have to pay back the loan? Borrow money from the mob sometime: They break your legs. Those are tough standards, OK?"
"The Los Angeles City Council voted to boycott Arizona to protest the new anti-immigration law. The council vote wasn't even close. The council voted trece
"The state of Hawaii passed a new law allowing the state government to ignore requests for President Obama's birth certificate from the 'birthers.' From now on, every future president should be required to be born on camera and in front of a national landmark."