Sep 15, 2014
Home | Tools| Events| Blogs| Discussions Sign UpLogin

AgDay Blog


Late-Night Laughs

RSS By: A Good Laugh

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

A Tough Week for the Candidates -- and the Knicks

Feb 29, 2012

David Letterman: "Rick Santorum now says he's against separation of church and state. But he's not against separation of sweaters and sleeves."

Jimmy Fallon:
"It was a tough game for the New York Knicks last week. Jeremy Lin went just 1-for-11 in their loss to Miami. Only 1 success out of 11 attempts — or as Newt Gingrich calls that, ‘primary season.’"

David Letterman: "All these GOP debates. They had debates with podiums, debates with chairs, a table, bunk beds. Now the next one is going to be in black-and-white and silent."

Craig Ferguson: "President Obama is trying to come up with a new campaign slogan that would replace ‘hope and change.’ He's thinking of going with ‘I am not Mitt Romney.’"

Log In or Sign Up to comment

COMMENTS

No comments have been posted, be the first one to comment.

MARKETS

CROPSLIVESTOCKFINANCEENERGYMETALS
Market Data provided by Barchart.com
Enter Zip Code below to view live local results:
bayer
 
 
The Home Page of Agriculture
© 2014 Farm Journal, Inc. All Rights Reserved|Web site design and development by AmericanEagle.com|Site Map|Privacy Policy|Terms & Conditions