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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Amricans Agreeing with the Taliban? This Can't Be Good ...

Oct 16, 2013

"President Obama's approval rating is down to 37 percent. Time to kill bin Laden again." –David Letterman

"If you've never seen 'The Walking Dead,' it's basically a bunch of bloodthirsty zombies slowly devouring what's left of America. No wait, that's C-SPAN." –Craig Ferguson

"They passed out the Nobel Prizes. The Nobel Prize for lack of chemistry – that's an interesting category – went to John Boehner and Barack Obama." –David Letterman

"Nobody’s happy about the government shutdown. In fact, the Taliban just issued a statement where they criticized Congress for putting themselves before everyone else. You know things are bad when Americans are saying, 'Yeah, gotta go with the Taliban on this one.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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