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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Dave & Co. Analyze the Vote

Nov 12, 2012

David Letterman: "I knew Obama was going to win. I know this little secret. Use it next time there is an election and see if it doesn't work out: The guy who wins the presidential election is usually the guy who kills bin Laden."

Jay Leno: "Madonna urged her audience to vote for President Obama. You know what' s unbelievable? Madonna has been right in every election since Calvin Coolidge."

Jimmy Fallon: "On Tuesday, Colorado became the first state to legalize the recreational use of marijuana. They just renamed their NBA team the Denver McNuggets."

Conan O'Brien: "Last week, Maine and Maryland approved gay marriage. And Delaware confessed to being bi-curious."

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