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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Dave Deflates a Gingrich Announcement

May 01, 2012

David Letterman: "Newt Gingrich said that next week he will announce that he is dropping out of the race. Isn't that already the announcement? If you say 'next week I'll announce I'm dropping out of the race,' what's the point of having the announcement next week?"

Jimmy Kimmel: "According to a new ABC poll, both Michelle Obama and Ann Romney are more popular than their husbands. At this point, so is asbestos."

Conan O'Brien: "Texas Governor Rick Perry endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Perry said he chose Romney because out of the one candidate left, he's the best."

Jay Leno: "Have you been watching this John Edwards trial? I don't know what kind of president John Edwards would have been, but I'm pretty sure he would have gotten along really well with the Secret Service."

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