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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Enough Baloney for Everybody

Jan 11, 2012

Jimmy Fallon: "The national debt has reached $15 trillion—the size of the entire U.S. economy. I don't want to say President Obama is out of solutions for the debt, but today he tried handing it off to Tim Tebow."

Jimmy Fallon: "During Sunday's debate, Mitt Romney said he wasn't a career politician, and Newt Gingrich told him to drop the 'pious baloney.' Of course, when Romney dropped it, Newt was like, 'Hey, you gonna eat that pious baloney?'"

Craig Ferguson: "I watched the Republican debate. At one point, someone said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there."

Jay Leno: "A group calling itself the Courage Campaign is trying to win support for a millionaire tax by running an ad showing Kim Kardashian. They want the Kardashians to pay more. This is part of the plan to raise taxes on the dumbest 1 percent."

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