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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Free Lunch, Giant Mice, and More

Dec 16, 2010

Jay Leno: "According to a new poll, 51 percent of Americans feel that their lives were better two years ago before President Obama took office. To which President Obama said, 'Join the club.'"

Craig Ferguson: "After signing the child nutrition law, President Obama said it shows our government is serious about setting a good example for children's health. Then he went outside to smoke a cigarette."

Jimmy Fallon: "Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner had to go to the hospital today because of a kidney stone. On the bright side, the stone was the first thing in months passed by a member of the Obama administration."

Conan O'Brien: "Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real."

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