Sep 2, 2014
Home | Tools| Events| Blogs| Discussions Sign UpLogin

AgDay Blog


Late-Night Laughs

RSS By: A Good Laugh

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Is Obama Planning an October Surprise?

Jun 20, 2012

Jay Leno: "There's a rumor going around that President Obama may legalize marijuana as an 'October surprise' to win the election. And if he doesn't win, at least he'll have a way to mellow out later."

Jimmy Fallon: "Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience, you know, since nobody had to be at work."

Bill Maher: "Mitt Romney is on a bus tour through the Midwest. Do you know the difference between a Mitt Romney bus and a Mitt Romney car? The bus has a greyhound on the side."

Jimmy Fallon: "Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who turned 66 years old today. He didn't want a big party, so he just invited a few close friends to comb over — I mean, come over."

Log In or Sign Up to comment

COMMENTS

No comments have been posted, be the first one to comment.

MARKETS

CROPSLIVESTOCKFINANCEENERGYMETALS
Market Data provided by Barchart.com
Enter Zip Code below to view live local results:
bayer
 
 
The Home Page of Agriculture
© 2014 Farm Journal, Inc. All Rights Reserved|Web site design and development by AmericanEagle.com|Site Map|Privacy Policy|Terms & Conditions