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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Craig Look at Fixes for the Economy

Sep 10, 2010

Jay Leno: "President Obama was in Cleveland pitching his latest economic plan. He picked Cleveland because those are the Browns fans, and in September, they'll believe anything."

Jay Leno: "There was one awkward moment when the speech ended at lunchtime -- 9.6 percent of the people had no job to go back to."

Jay Leno: "President Obama has introduced a $50 billion plan to rebuild the nation's infrastructure. Now, let's think back, remember the first $187 billion stimulus package, wasn't that what that was supposed to do? Remember when we were told about what were called shovel-ready jobs? Whenever Washington talks about shovel-ready jobs, get your shovel ready."

Craig Ferguson: "So far, rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they won't get mad about it, it just means they don't know about it. Because it takes a while for bad news to reach a rich person. First their accountant has to tell the butler, who has to tell the servant, who wouldn't dare interrupt their game of croquet."

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