Jay and Dave Reveal More Details on bin Laden
May 10, 2011
Jimmy Fallon: "The unemployment rate went up last month for the first time since November. But on the bright side, I hear a senior management position just opened up at al-Qaida."
Jimmy Kimmel: "The identity of the Navy Seals who killed Osama bin Laden is being kept secret. It's for their own safety. It's to keep them from being high-fived to death."
Jay Leno: "The White House is releasing more information on the details of that attack on Osama bin Laden. They said the helicopters were able to fly in undetected because it was 1:00 a.m. and the Pakistan air traffic controller was sound asleep."
David Letterman: "Apparently, Osama bin Laden was living in a mansion with no phone and no cable for six years. He'd been waiting for six years for the Time-Warner guy to show up."