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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Jimmy on Obama's India Visit

Nov 10, 2010

Jay Leno: "President Obama is in India. You know what they say — go where the jobs are."

Jimmy Kimmel: "President Obama signed a $10 billion pact with India this afternoon. He brokered a deal to make India part of the UN security council. And he was able to get a $15 late fee reversed on his Visa card."

Jay Leno: "Nancy Pelosi, who lost her position as Speaker of the House, says she will seek to become the House Minority Leader. And really, who's better qualified to be House Minority Leader than the person who led her party to become a minority in the first place?"

Craig Ferguson: "Hundreds of people in Washington, D.C., reported seeing a UFO today. Aliens, if you’re searching for intelligent life, you’ve got the wrong town."



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