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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jimmy and Jay Look at the Obama Strategy

Jan 24, 2012

Jimmy Fallon: "Texas Governor Rick Perry officially dropped out of the race for president. He just couldn’t get over that one campaign hurdle — you know, talking."

Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama aired his first campaign ad of 2012, which promotes his record on clean energy. Obama’s a big environmentalist. In fact, for the election he plans to recycle the same promises he made four years ago."

Jay Leno: "A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser."

Jay Leno: "President Obama was in Disney World, where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. You know why he chose Disney World? It was the only place with longer lines than the unemployment office, so it looks better."

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