Jokes from Waterloo to Times Square
Jul 01, 2011
Stephen Colbert: "Michele Bachmann announced her campaign for the presidency from Waterloo -- a name synonymous with victory."
Conan O'Brien: "Newt Gingrich says he does not support gay marriage. He says marriage is a sacred sacrament that should only be between a man and his first, second, and third wives."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Rod Blagojevich was convicted of extortion, wire fraud, bribery, and criminal abuse of styling mousse."
Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama was in New York the other day. There was an awkward moment in Times Square when he saw the Naked Cowboy and said, 'Please tell me you're not a Democratic congressman.'"