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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Late-Night Hosts Say Goodbye to bin Laden

May 04, 2011

Jay Leno: "The good news: Osama bin Laden is dead. The bad news: there is no bad news."

Jimmy Kimmel: "I would like us to kill bin Laden every Sunday night. It makes for a much brighter start to the week."

David Letterman: "There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix-up and he was greeted by 72 vegans."

Craig Ferguson: "Apparently, members of al-Qaida are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in al-Qaida just got a promotion."





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