Late Night Humor
Feb 04, 2009
Jay Leno: "How about this? Just a couple of hours ago, the Republican Party elected Michael Steele as the first African-American chairman of the GOP. So that shows you, the Republican Party isn't just for stuffy old white guys anymore. There's plenty of room for stuffy old black guys too now. As long as you're stuffy, you're in."
Jay Leno: "Happy TGIF! You know what TGIF stands for? The Governor Is Fired, that's what it stands for."
Jay Leno: Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is now "out of a job. He's disgraced. He's unpopular. In fact, today, he got a note from President Bush saying, 'Hey, welcome to the club.'"
David Letterman: "I'm very excited" and "I think everybody is about the Obama Administration. I mean they get in there, they're doing stuff. They're...active. They're not reactive. They're actually out there doing stuff, as opposed to being squirrelly and defensive all the time. I mean, we had eight years of defensive squirrels."