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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

More on a Post-Osama World

May 05, 2011

Jay Leno: "President Obama has done something that no one else has been able to do. He got Donald Trump to shut up."

Conan O'Brien: "Yesterday Rush Limbaugh opened his show with 'Thank God for President Obama.' In other words, the Apocalypse has begun."

Jimmy Kimmel: "Between the death of bin Laden and the royal wedding, it's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business."

Jay Leno: "For their honeymoon, the royal couple wants to go somewhere they can have complete privacy and no one in the country will give away their location. I think they're going to Pakistan."

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