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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

More Weiner Jokes

Jun 06, 2013

"Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York City and he had to change his campaign website yesterday because it accidentally showed a picture of the Pittsburgh skyline instead of Manhattan. Or as Weiner calls it, 'an embarrassing photo I can live with.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Anthony Weiner accidentally used a picture of the Pittsburgh skyline on his website instead of Manhattan. And that's not all, it doesn't stop there. Remember those pictures he tweeted of his penis? It wasn't his. It was Brett Favre's." –Jay Leno

Jimmy Fallon impersonating Anthony Weiner: "Hello, I'm Anthony Weiner, and I'm running for mayor of New York City. This is the greatest city on earth. But for the middle class, things just keep getting harder and harder and harder and harder. Look, we're in a pickle. A big pickle. Crime is up. Unemployment is rising. Schools are failing, and that's just the tip. I know I've made mistakes in the past, but I've grown since then. I've grown a lot. If you don't believe me, look at my latest poll. I may be a lot of things, but I'm not crooked. Trust me. Listen, New York, do you really want to roll the dice on this city's future? I sure don't. What I'm trying to say is, I know this race will be long and hard, but all you other candidates better watch out. I may be behind you, but I'm coming. That's why I'm asking you to pull my lever on erection day. I'm Anthony Weiner, and I paid for this massage."

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