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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Penalty Kicks and Harry Potter

Jul 20, 2011

Jimmy Kimmel: "The United States' soccer team lost to Japan, which means we're now losing to Japan in math, science, and penalty kicks."

Craig Ferguson: "It was so hot in Washington that Congress had to install a fan on the debt ceiling."

Jimmy Fallon: "This weekend, the final 'Harry Potter' movie made a record-breaking $476 million worldwide. Yeah, 'Harry Potter' made so much money this weekend, President Obama just asked him for a loan."

Stephen Colbert: "I say, if the founding fathers didn't want money in politics, why did they put their faces on our money?"

 

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