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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

The Filner Scandal ... Not to be Confused with the Weiner Scandal

Aug 15, 2013

"Seven women have come forward to say they've been sexually harassed by San Diego Mayor Bob Filner. The mayor has agreed to intensive rehab therapy. They say it's a 12-step program. Here's a simple 12-step program: Just stay 12 steps away from all women. " –Jay Leno

"Illegal border crossings in California are way down this month, especially in San Diego. It's because people are scared they might get groped by the mayor if they come across." –Jay Leno

"Mayor Filner now wants the city of San Diego to pay for his sexual harassment lawsuit. He says it's only fair because he harassed women only on government time, never his own time." –Jay Leno

"In what has to be the most outrageous defense ever – this is real – Filner's lawyer said if there's any liability, it's the city liable for failing to give the mayor sexual harassment training. Oh, come on now. Just shut up!" –Jay Leno

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