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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

The Iowa Caucus -- How Close Was It?

Jan 06, 2012

Conan O' Brien: "Mitt Romney won the Iowa caucuses by defeating Rick Santorum by only eight votes. That's a record. To give you an idea of how close that is, if all of Newt Gingrich's ex-wives voted for Santorum, he would have won by 15."

Jay Leno: "Rick Santorum's campaign is celebrating the Iowa caucuses with a pizza party. Here's the embarrassing part: It was delivered by Herman Cain."

David Letterman: "There's already controversy with the Iowa caucuses. About a half hour ago, they found eight more votes for Al Gore."

Craig Ferguson: "Last night, Rick Perry said he was quitting the race. But then this morning, he said he's staying in. Hmm. Going back on his word? Maybe he'd make a good president after all."

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