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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

This Week, It's the Democrats' Turn

Sep 06, 2012

Jay Leno: "The Democratic Convention began Tuesday night. What a difference four years makes. Last time, the theme was 'Hope and change.' This year, the theme is 'Hope you don’t make a change.'"

Craig Ferguson: "Former Democratic nominee John Kerry is going to give a speech about foreign policy. It will be like Clint Eastwood's speech, except this time the empty chairs will be in the audience."

Jimmy Fallon: "The Democrats are going all out to make sure their convention tops last week’s Republican convention. In fact, I heard at this one they’re going to have Clint Eastwood yell at a couch."

David Letterman: "President Obama is spending his free time in the White House making beer, and apparently the beer is so good that the White House is now releasing the recipe. Not to be outdone, Mitt Romney will be releasing his own recipe for root beer. I wish somebody would release the recipe for fixing the economy."

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