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Rubes Cartoons - Tales from a Twisted Mind

RSS By: Leigh Rubin,

A cartoonish look at life...

Adventures in Pottyland

Nov 12, 2009

Having done my fair share of traveling I consider myself somewhat of an expert on which airports have the cleanest and most innovative restrooms. There are some that are, how shall I put this delicately...really stinky and then there are some that appear to have been just cleaned by my mother (who always makes sure the potty is spotless!). Just last week, I think it was in San Francisco, I tried out a hand dryer where you have to insert your hands in awkwardly from the top. Oh, it worked really well (awesome blowing power!)  but the angle was pretty uncomfortable. It reminded me of the kid’s board game “Operation” where you mustn’t touch the sides of the game with your pretend surgical tool or an electric buzzer goes off.  I just wonder how guys with big hands fit them in there. Another cool innovation I experienced a couple years ago was the self changing toilet seat cover. It sure beat having to pull one of the old fashioned “tissue” kind out of the wall dispenser, placing it carefully on the toilet seat only to have the whole thing get “sucked” into the pot when the little flap in the middle (which I always thought was some kind of “anchor” to hold the “butt gasket “in place) quickly absorbed too much water before I had the chance to sit down. Now that, my friends, is what I consider a real pain in the a**!

C’mon, sit down and take a load off at: !

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COMMENTS (2 Comments)

Potty Mouth
Ha! Ha! It’s the most polite vulture ever!
7:27 PM Nov 19th
Ol James
THAT Sir, is FUNNY !!!!!
..and close to the truth..
5:02 PM Nov 12th
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