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Rubes Cartoons - Tales from a Twisted Mind

RSS By: Leigh Rubin,

A cartoonish look at life...

Better on cereal...

Sep 29, 2009

So I’m leaving the breakfast area in my hotel today and I’m walking to the elevator when I just happen to look down and see some milk on the tile floor. I turn and look back behind me and follow a little trail of milk and see that it extends about 20 feet from where I am standing to all the way back under the double doors from where I had only moments before exited. I then look at what is in my hand, a little milk carton which is tilted sideways and out from the milk carton is flowing a steady trickle of milk. Let’s just say that this was not the best way to begin my morning. Knowing I’d feel guilty if I fled the scene of the crime, I dutifully turned myself in to the person at the hotel reception desk and asked for something to wipe up the little stream of milk. The receptionist was kind enough to say that she’d have someone take care of it but I still hung around for a minute or two to warn anyone who might slip on by. Sure, I was a little embarrassed but at least I didn’t cry over it.

...Speaking of milk...if by any chance you are attending the World Dairy Expo please come on by the Rubes Cartoons booth and say "Hi!" I’ll be in booth #C-1 in the exhibition hall right across from the fabulous ice-cream booth!...Oh, I’ll also be putting on my cartoony show on Oct.1st at 7:00PM at the Middleton Public Library, /files/Fall09.pdf, which is right next door to Madison. It’s free and open to the public. Please come on by and share an evening of laughs!)


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