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March 2010 Archive for Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jokes from Jay, David & Jimmy

Mar 23, 2010

Jay Leno: "You know, I was thinking about this healthcare problem. If you took all the money the Republicans have spent to stop healthcare and all the money Democrats have spent trying to get healthcare, we could afford healthcare."

David Letterman: "Congress is getting ready to vote on President Obama's healthcare bill. It's going to be a close vote. ... The House Democrats say it could be a real tickle fight."

Jimmy Fallon: "C-SPAN is uploading 23 years of video on the Internet. Or if you want to get the sensation of watching 23 years of C-SPAN, just watch 2 minutes of C-SPAN."


Jokes from Jay & Jimmy

Mar 11, 2010
Jay Leno: "Well, in his new book, Karl Rove said that the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq badly damaged the Bush administration's credibility. It's all in his new book here, it's called 'Duh.'"

 

Jay Leno: "Representative Charles Rangel, the Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, has temporarily surrendered his post pending an ethics investigation. They've been investigating him for three months now. And so far, they have not found a single trace of ethics."

Jimmy Fallon: "Karl Rove's new memoir, 'Courage and Consequence,' is coming out next week. Not sure if 'Courage and Consequence' is how most people would describe the Bush years but, I guess, it does sound better than 'Oopsies.'"


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