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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

A Good Laugh

Jun 27, 2008

David Letterman: “I don’t know if you know this, but John McCain has now got a bandage on his head. … Apparently, he tried to answer the iron.”

David Letterman: “Here’s good news. Bill Clinton will be out on the campaign trail getting people to vote for Obama. Uhhh...Isn’t that what he was doing for Hillary?”

David Letterman: “But Bill Clinton is campaigning for Obama. President Bush is campaigning for McCain. And I’m thinking, wow, this could really be the year for Ralph Nader.”

Craig Ferguson: “It’s a great day for America, everybody,” because “the Democrats announced today there won’t be any fried food at their convention. … In other words, Al Gore won’t be there.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “The latest Bloomberg poll shows” Barack Obama “has a 15-point lead over John McCain.” Obama “leads in men, in women, with young people” and “minorities. In fact,” McCain is only “beating Obama…in calcium deposits.”

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COMMENTS (2 Comments)

Makes me wonder how long our country will be free when people will watch and lesson to the above who have a lack of respect for our countries leaders.
8:03 AM Jun 30th
Alex Paterson Edinburgh Scotland
Well said Dave Letterman the funniest man on the box,but also very clever.
10:36 AM Jun 27th
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