A few chuckles
May 28, 2009
Jay Leno: “No, if confirmed,” Sotomayor
“would be the country’s first Hispanic judge. In fact, her
first order of business, deporting Lou Dobbs.”
Jay Leno: “Actually, the Republicans were a little
disappointed. When they heard Obama said he might appoint a minority,
they went, ‘Oh, great, a Republican!’”
Jay Leno: “Judge Sotomayor said she seemed overwhelmed
today, and she said it really won’t sink in until she hears Rush
Limbaugh say he hopes she fails.”
Jay Leno: “Well, over the weekend you know, there
was some more back and forth between former Secretary of State Colin Powell
and Rush Limbaugh. It’s getting nasty. I don’t know, General
Powell versus Rush Limbaugh. You know, unless it’s a pie eating
contest, I gotta go with Powell, okay?”
Jay Leno: “North Korea tested another nuclear
bomb. The fear is that North Korea will sell this nuclear weapon to some
unstable, volatile world leader, you know, like Dick Cheney.”
Jay Leno: “Actually, John Kerry is over [in China]
with Nancy Pelosi right now. This is part of the Democrats’ new
plan to put all the people who say the wrong things in one place, you
know? In fact, Joe Biden flying in as we speak.”
Jimmy Fallon: “History was made today when President
Obama nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor as the first female Hispanic justice
to serve in the US Supreme court, today. Obama said this should help keep
the court from leaning too far to the white.”
