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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

A few chuckles

May 28, 2009

Jay Leno: “No, if confirmed,” Sotomayor “would be the country’s first Hispanic judge. In fact, her first order of business, deporting Lou Dobbs.”

Jay Leno: “Actually, the Republicans were a little disappointed. When they heard Obama said he might appoint a minority, they went, ‘Oh, great, a Republican!’”

Jay Leno: “Judge Sotomayor said she seemed overwhelmed today, and she said it really won’t sink in until she hears Rush Limbaugh say he hopes she fails.”

Jay Leno: “Well, over the weekend you know, there was some more back and forth between former Secretary of State Colin Powell and Rush Limbaugh. It’s getting nasty. I don’t know, General Powell versus Rush Limbaugh. You know, unless it’s a pie eating contest, I gotta go with Powell, okay?”

Jay Leno: “North Korea tested another nuclear bomb. The fear is that North Korea will sell this nuclear weapon to some unstable, volatile world leader, you know, like Dick Cheney.”

Jay Leno: “Actually, John Kerry is over [in China] with Nancy Pelosi right now. This is part of the Democrats’ new plan to put all the people who say the wrong things in one place, you know? In fact, Joe Biden flying in as we speak.”

Jimmy Fallon: “History was made today when President Obama nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor as the first female Hispanic justice to serve in the US Supreme court, today. Obama said this should help keep the court from leaning too far to the white.”

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