Chuckles from Conan
Oct 06, 2009
"President Obama and Oprah Winfrey are going to Copenhagen together...this week to push for Chicago to host the 2016 Olympics. ... The bad news is while they're gone the country's going to be run by Joe Biden and Jerry Springer."
Conan O'Brien: "Sarah Palin just finished writing her memoirs. ... And her publisher says -- this is a quote - 'It's her words, her life and it's all there in full and fascinating detail.' Yeah, then he said, 'Or so I'm told. I wouldn't read this thing if you put a gun in my mouth.'"