Dave, Jay and Bill on the Oil Spill and Immigration Reform
May 18, 2010
"Does anyone here remember the Gulf of Mexico? Well, it's gone."
"The oil company said it was the rig company's fault. The rig company said it was Halliburton. And somehow, each time they passed the blame, Goldman Sachs made a hundred million dollars."
"Nancy Pelosi told Catholic leaders they need to support the Democratic version of immigration reform, and to preach it from the pulpit. She would have said more, but she had to leave to attend a rally for the separation of church and state."
"It's funny, you know, they never say they're targeting Mexicans specifically, but I think we get that idea. Today they passed a bill that said beans can only be fried once."
"Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan has never argued in a court before. But being from New York, she's argued in delis, cabs, airports, etc."