A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Dave and Jay: Home Depot Wedding; Watergate Anniversary
Jun 22, 2010
"A couple in California got married at Home Depot. I hope they find happiness, because you can't find anything else at Home Depot."
"It was the 36th anniversary of the Watergate scandal, when the Republicans broke into the Democratic headquarters looking for their long-term plans and strategies. It also marks the last time anyone thought the Democrats had a plan worth stealing."
"I'm not going to do any jokes about oil spill-related news, because I thought it might be nice to just pretend for a few minutes that the oil spill isn't happening. You know, kind of like BP does."
"A congressman actually apologized to BP's CEO for the way the company has been treated. How stupid are you when the CEO of BP is in the room and people think you're
"To be fair, it's not easy for a lot of these congressmen. It's got to be hard to bite the hand that bribes you."