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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Dave on the G-20 Summit and Kagan Hearings

Jun 30, 2010
David Letterman: "Do you know what's going on up there in Toronto? They're having the big G-20 summit, and the protesters were up there. They smashed windows; they overturned cars. They just found out the Lakers won."

David Letterman: "It's not the G-20 anymore. It's now the G-19, because Ghana eliminated the United States."

David Letterman: "The Senate began the Supreme Court confirmation hearings for Elena Kagan. And tomorrow, my favorite part of the whole procedure, the talent competition. And, I want to tell you something — wait until you hear this woman sing 'I Dreamed a Dream.'"

David Letterman: "President Obama said that the opposition to Elena Kagan seems like 'pretty thin gruel.' That's how he describes the opposition. If you want thick gruel, just go down to the Gulf of Mexico."

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