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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Elections Fuel Leno Jokes

Oct 30, 2008
Jay Leno: “Well, folks, it’s hard to believe. Just one week left to go” before the presidential “election. It’s amazing, isn’t it?” Do “you realize that when this whole thing started, John McCain was just 47 years old?”


Jay Leno: “No, political pundits say Colin Powell is the biggest political figure to endorse Barack Obama since Bill and Hillary,” and “the only one of those three that will actually vote for him.”

Jay Leno: “And out on the campaign trail this week,” John McCain “said that Barack Obama is already ‘measuring the drapes’ in White House.” But “I understand Sarah Palin is already driving McCain around to look at assisted living facilities.”

Jay Leno: “And the longest serving Republican senator, Alaska’s Ted Stevens, found guilty just a few hours ago on all charges in his corruption trial. … Do you know this story? He failed to report he had some work done on his house,” but “here’s the bad part. You know who did the work? Joe the plumber.”

Jay Leno: “And after his big speech in North Carolina today, Senator Joe Biden said he was experiencing a sore throat, lost his voice. … Boy, the good news doesn’t stop for Barack Obama. Just one lucky break after another. It’s unbelievable!”

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