A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Humor from Leno & Conan
Sep 09, 2008
"What a week this has been. If you watched last night, I guess you know, Barack Obama got beat up by a girl."
Jay Leno: "And did you see McCain and Palin standing together? Didn't it look like a special episode of 'Regis and Kelly?'"
Jay Leno: "I guess there are some problems" with Palin, though. Have "you heard about this 'Troopergate' scandal?" Palin "allegedly...used her power as governor to pressure officials to fire her former brother-in-law from his state trooper job. Now, maybe I'm wrong, but wasn't that an episode of 'Dukes of Hazzard?'"
Jay Leno: "Sarah Palin also said that when she was governor," it "was not uncommon for her to bring her children to work with her." But it is "not going to work out bringing kids to the White House. McCain yelling out the window, 'Get off the lawn!'"
Conan O'Brien: "While she was addressing the crowd, Sarah Palin spent a lot of time criticizing Barack Obama's campaign speeches for not having enough specifics. ... Obama was reportedly angry about the claim, but didn't say exactly why."