A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jay Isn't Finished with BP; Dave Looks Ahead to the Holiday
May 28, 2010
"Earlier today, British Petroleum began this operation known as 'top kill,' which comes on the heels of their previous operations, 'fish kill' and 'bird kill.'"
"According to a White House report, President Obama is becoming more and more frustrated by this whole oil leak thing. He lost his temper today. He reportedly yelled at people, 'Plug the damn hole!' That's the same thing he says whenever Joe Biden starts talking."
"President Obama announced yesterday he plans to send 1,200 troops to the U.S.-Mexican border. You know who we should hire to protect our border? It's so simple. Mexicans. They want jobs, they're there already."
"Well, Memorial Day weekend is ahead. I know it's only Thursday, but you want to get a jump on being stuck at the airport for 24 hours."
"Memorial Day is the day we honor military heroes with a mattress blowout sale at Sleepy's."