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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay Looks at the McChrystal Blowup

Jun 24, 2010
Jay Leno: "Tough times for relationships. Al and Tipper Gore splitting up. The bachelor couple, Jake and Vienna, they're done. Now, President Obama and General McChrystal — they're on the rocks."

Jay Leno: "Due to an explosive interview in Rolling Stone magazine, our top commander in Afghanistan, Gen. Stanley McChrystal, has been ordered home to explain why he criticized the president, made fun of Joe Biden, and called the White House staff a bunch of clowns. He should be called home. That's not the general's job. That is my job."

Jimmy Fallon: "Larry King's oil spill telethon last night raised $1.8 million. Usually, to get that much money from Larry King, you have to divorce him."

Jimmy Fallon: "In 2011, China will end America's 110-year run as the No. 1 manufacturing country in the world. That gives me a great idea. We should start making the one thing we know the world will always need — made in China labels."

Jimmy Fallon: "Researchers found that most parents don't know if their preschool-aged child is overweight or obese. I think the real news here is that those are the only two options."
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