A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jay & Co. on Jobs, Verbal Blunders, and That Oil Spill
Jun 09, 2010
"According to BP, this containment cap is now capturing 10,000 barrels of oil a day. Which is amazing, considering they said it was only leaking 1,000 barrels a day."
"The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami."
"It was just announced that President Obama is going to visit India this November in response to Prime Minister Singh's invitation. Mostly, he's going over there to visit our jobs."
"This week, Vice President Joe Biden is on the first leg of his African tour, which includes visits to Egypt, Kenya and South Africa. The second leg of the tour will be when he goes back to all of the countries to apologize for everything he said during the first leg."
"Veteran White House reporter Helen Thomas has just resigned after she said Israelis should 'get the hell out of Palestine.' Thomas hasn't been in this much trouble since she told President Lincoln to stop whining and put a Band-Aid on it."