A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jay & Jimmy Joking Around
May 11, 2009
The "White House says as of now, it is not contained. It could continue to get worse. And they were just talking about Joe Biden."
Jay Leno: "Well, there are now cases of swine flu in the United States, Canada, and Mexico. So, see that? NAFTA does work."
Jay Leno: "A vacancy on the Supreme Court. This is something we haven't seen in awhile. Let's just hope the President is better at picking a justice than the justices were at picking a president."
Jay Leno: "As you may have heard, the White House has a brand-new puppy. I believe his name is Arlen Specter."
Jay Leno: Sen. Arlen Specter "has switched to the Democratic Party. Today, Obama told Republicans, 'Look, we'll give you Biden, call it even.'"
Jimmy Kimmel: "Right now I'm an hour away from a long, luxurious weekend of washing my hands every five minutes and loading my shotguns to fight off any swine flu zombies that might wander into my yard."