Jay on the Primary Winners and the BP CEO
Jun 11, 2010
Jay Leno: "Women won big in California, Arkansas, Nevada and South Carolina. These are exciting times. I can remember when only rich white men could buy elections. Now women can buy them, too."
Jay Leno: "The only commercial airline in Iraq, Iraqi Airways, folded this week. The CEO of Iraqi Airlines said the company could not survive in a market where everybody in the country is on the no-fly list."
Jay Leno: "The new unemployment figures are not good. A lot of people out of work, yet somehow the CEO of British Petroleum still manages to keep his job."
Jay Leno: "President Obama said today he would've fired BP CEO Tony Hayward if he worked for him. But unfortunately, as you know, the White House works for BP."
Jay Leno: "Tony Hayward said he would just like to get his life back. He wants to get his life back. You know, I say give him life plus 20."
Jimmy Fallon: "The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks."
