A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jay on the Primary Winners and the BP CEO
Jun 11, 2010
"Women won big in California, Arkansas, Nevada and South Carolina. These are exciting times. I can remember when only rich white men could buy elections. Now women can buy them, too."
"The only commercial airline in Iraq, Iraqi Airways, folded this week. The CEO of Iraqi Airlines said the company could not survive in a market where everybody in the country is on the no-fly list."
"The new unemployment figures are not good. A lot of people out of work, yet somehow the CEO of British Petroleum still manages to keep his job."
"President Obama said today he would've fired BP CEO Tony Hayward if he worked for him. But unfortunately, as you know, the White House works for BP."
"Tony Hayward said he would just like to get his life back. He wants to get his life back. You know, I say give him life plus 20."
"The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks."