Jokes From Conan, David & Jimmy
Jun 11, 2009
"Yesterday President Barack Obama met the king of Saudi Arabia, who kissed Obama twice. ... Obama says he hasn't gotten this kind of treatment since he met Keith Olbermann."
David Letterman: "Rush Limbaugh, you know Rush Limbaugh? The new face of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh. He says now, listen to this, he says now that he might support Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. Yes, depending on how much OxyContin he can get his hands on."
Jimmy Fallon: "The U.S. government accidentally released a confidential list of exact locations of nuclear sites around the country. Authorities have no idea who was responsible -- it was Biden. Okay. It was Joe Biden."